A Day in Pattaya

Personally I hate guidebooks that do not have a clear how to section. If you only have one day in Pattaya and want to experience it as a single guy, then this is what you should do from morning to night:
1- Stay at a good hotel there is a great selection.
2- Wake up in the morning. Brush your teeth, but do not take a shower as of yet.
3- Go visit a body massage parlour. They will bath, wash you, and take care of you.
4- Get some lunch at the Hard Rock Cafe
5- Go visit the bar streets. Here you can find bars with thousands of girls and hours of entertainment.
6- Go back home and get ready for the nightlife.
7- Go to walking street where you find the best GoGo dancers of all time.
Look at:
· Iron (They have hot tubs, striper stage, and little dance shows)
· Next to Iron, they have another GoGo bar where all the girls are dressed as Flight Attendants.
· Club Boesche. (They have some of the best hot tub parties you have ever seen.)
· Diamond Club (Great quality of girls)
8- When the GoGo bars close, go to Insomnia, which is a premier after hours nightclub. Most the girls who finish work will go there.
If you would like something to do for 24 hours of non-stop fun, this is perfect for any guy’s trip or a bachelor party.

Pattaya Bar Girls

You have come here for the girls OK?
That's fine, so have many other men, and 99% of them will go home with everlasting memories of the ladies of Pattaya, and after their experiences, will realise that the loneliest place in Thailand is the Bangkok International Airport Departure Lounge!
OK first of all finding a girl in Pattaya is easier than crossing the road, mind you, that's not so easy sometimes!
The most popular bars are along Second Road, Sois ( Roads ) 6,7, and 8 which run between Beach Road and Second Road and of course the famous Walking Street. The easiest, and I feel the best, is to wander in and out of the various bars wherever you are, as they have a festive atmosphere most of the time. As you sit down they will say "welcome" and "do you want a drink?" One or more of them will try and engage you in conversation, the ones who speak English well have probably been there some weeks, and those who can't speak English, and just sit there and smile, have only just arrived. After you have made your choice then you can pay the ladies bar fine, which is the charge levied by the bar for taking the girl away from her work, all bars charge this, and it varies from bar to bar, but is between 300 and 450 baht. Once you are ready to leave with your lady you can either, agree a price there and then or like me, decide in the morning after weighing up the pros and cons of the nights action. The lowest I have paid is 500 baht and the highest is 1,500 baht, I have known some lovestruck men pay a lot more but you do not have to. When arriving at your hotel the girl will hand in her ID card, this for your protection if god forbid there was problems. ( I have never had any )  Up in your hotel room she will act shy and go in the bathroom, shower and come out wearing a towel, they all do this, but as soon as they get in bed they will let you remove it. Some girls are more promiscuous than others, so either tell them at the bar what you like or take pot luck.
In the morning she will politely hang around and wait for you to pay her, once you have paid her she will leave, unless, you want to see her again, then remember you will have to pay the bar fine for every day she is with you but she may charge you less.
Beware some girls will say "I love you" and most of the time they do not mean it,( the very odd time they do!)
because they think you are an easy touch and want you to go on shopping trips with you hoping that you will buy them clothes or jewellery etc, so be warned! I fell for this on my first trip, but never again, but then I did not have this blog to read.
Have a good time
I will tell you more about the Thai Bar Girls in later blogs.